of Anana Banana by corset-rebellion-followerSporked!
I ran all the way out of the oasis.And then she ran out of this fanfic! The end!
I couldn’t stay there any longer. I was already pushing it by coming in the first place. I feel so stupid! I knew this would happen!
I wiped the crystal
tears of Sueish doom
from my eyes and sat down.
I looked around me. I was next to a waterfall. I knew I should get away from it, with my luck. But I didn’t move. This time, water was going to help me.Help her drown! Muhahahaha!
I jumped into the pool. Swimming down to the bottom, I grabbed a tangle of plants and tied them to my ankles as tight as I could. This is it.Yes! Do it! Do it!
I released the air from my mouth. My lungs were straining, and my vision was going fuzzy. My life was flashing before my eyes.*gleeful laugh* Is it wrong that I'm enjoying this suicide attempt? No? Just checking.
I didn’t like what I saw.It was really boring.
Then I blacked out.
But my plan backfired.No! I'll keel the character that saved her! Keel them!
I felt a warm flush through my body, and a vague feeling of pressure on my face. A blurry vision came into view. Am… am I seeing heaven? Did it work?
The blurry figure came into focus. It was Timon. Obviously not.Aaagh! Timon was almost free! *stabs idiot!Timon with a spork* Now he is.( Read more...Collapse )